Full time dad, part time model, occasional moron

MATTHEW.FROST

Sea, sun, sex, sangria?

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No.  For me it's all about sleeping, sitting, stretching and scratching.

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And yawning of course, but that doesn't quite fit with the theme.

I've no idea what happens when you fill in this form.  Give it a go if you want.  Otherwise give me a call (you'll have my number if I want to hear from you).​

I was a DJ in a previous life. Probably.

A canvassing SNP MP once told me that i was the first tory he'd met.
He lost.

I've Lived in scotland more than half my life. It's not a major accomplishment, it just means i don't need to read the subtitles.