Full time dad, part time model, occasional moron


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The four


Sea, sun, sex, sangria?

No.  For me it's all about sleeping, sitting, stretching and scratching.

And yawning of course, but that doesn't quite fit with the theme.

I don't follow.
I create.




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I was a DJ in a previous life. Probably.


Dancing is
a passion

(not mine, obviously)

A canvassing SNP MP once told me that i was the first tory he'd met.
He lost.


I've Lived in scotland more than half my life. It's not a major accomplishment, it just means i don't need to read the subtitles.